Stay back, Human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is a millionaire, a genius, and - above all- a criminal mastermind. But even Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit. These aren't the fairies of bedtime stories; these fairies are armed and dangerous. Artemis thinks he has them right where he wants them... but then they stop playing by the rules.
